[Magnatron]

WTF did he just turn it over???

The correct answer would have been “No, call my attorney. Now get the F out of my way.”

[Alberta's Child]

The only way around that is if you don’t have the phone on you.

Imagine the scene when a serial killer is apprehended by the police …

POLICE: “We have a warrant for your arrest for the murders of 25 people.”

SERIAL KILLER: “I’m not going with you. Call my lawyer.”

POLICE: “Oh, OK. Have a nice day!”

It doesn’t work that way, people.