Corporal Klinger started all this nonsense, all in a bid to be sent home.
And we all knew it was an act, just as it is now.
Klinger: Allow me to help you with your luggage. V.I.P. tent's right that way. I hope my attire doesn't shock you, Doctor.Inga: No, not at all.
Klinger: The outward trappingsof my unfortunate insanity. To tell you the truth,I don't belong here. If two doctors will sign a form,I'll be able to go home. And so far,I've got all but both of them.
Inga: You know,I may be able to help you.
Klinger: Oh, you can?You mean it?
Inga: Yeah, well, I have a colleague in Copenhagen who does sex-change operations.
Klinger: Yeah? What's that?
Inga: Well, you would finally be transformed into a woman. It's very sophisticated surgery,but, uh, it's possible.
Klinger: You mean, somebody-- You mean, take a knife and--and--
Inga: -Yeah.
Klinger: -They're crazier than I am!
Patton caught hell for slapping a malingerer, what should the guy who ordered this get after he gets demoted to an E-1 ???