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To: FamiliarFace
From the MASH episode Inga
Klinger: Allow me to help you with your luggage. V.I.P. tent's right that way. I hope my attire doesn't shock you, Doctor.

Inga: No, not at all.

Klinger: The outward trappingsof my unfortunate insanity. To tell you the truth,I don't belong here. If two doctors will sign a form,I'll be able to go home. And so far,I've got all but both of them.

Inga: You know,I may be able to help you.

Klinger: Oh, you can?You mean it?

Inga: Yeah, well, I have a colleague in Copenhagen who does sex-change operations.

Klinger: Yeah? What's that?

Inga: Well, you would finally be transformed into a woman. It's very sophisticated surgery,but, uh, it's possible.

Klinger: You mean, somebody-- You mean, take a knife and--and--

Inga: -Yeah.

Klinger: -They're crazier than I am!


37 posted on 07/07/2022 1:20:35 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (If Hitler invaded Hell, I would make at least a favourable reference of the Devil...-Churchill)
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To: KarlInOhio

Classic!


83 posted on 07/07/2022 2:03:35 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I wish “smart resume” would work for the real world so I could FF through the Burden admin BS.)
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