You can put lipstick on a Hillary Clinton but she’ll still be a Hillary Clinton.
She could run from The Hillary Meat Wagon - they could throw her in like a sack of potatoes at the end of every campaign day.
Or just call another lid at 9am.
You can replace her broom with a bicycle but she’ll still be a witch.
You can replace her broom with a bicycle but she’ll still be a witch.
And you can put lipstick on a pig and it would be better looking than Hlllary.