Knew it was the nautical parallel to a “no fly zone” but I really appreciate the detailed explanation.
Yup, should have torn a new one on the spot.
He should be thankful to have an intact sphincter.
Violating a No Wake zone is taken very seriously by the water cops around here. People have been killed getting crushed between boats and structure when some idiot threw a wake.
I’ve seen enough idiocy on the water to swear off recreational boating for the rest of my life. The only exception is fishing. And even then I’m a bit twitchy.
Things people would never dream of doing with a car they will do driving a boat. I’ve literally seen people stomping on the floor looking for a brake pedal trying to stop before they slammed into something.
Guess what, chucklehead. Boats don’t have brakes!
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