“I’d bet that the foul-mouthed Sacramento sleaze arced out when he saw we were mocking the Swedes and the Finns for having a heaping dish of fresh Turkish oysters.”
You really think quite highly of yourself, don’t you?
Here’s something for you to contemplate:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
“The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias whereby people with low ability, expertise, or experience regarding a certain type of a task or area of knowledge tend to overestimate their ability or knowledge.”
You - you're a California functionary. People like you pay people like me to fix their stuff because their brains are too tiny to grasp much beyond their keyboard or their cell phone screen.