[kiryandil]

I'm an expert in a number of areas, and get paid for all of them.

You - you're a California functionary. People like you pay people like me to fix their stuff because their brains are too tiny to grasp much beyond their keyboard or their cell phone screen.

[MercyFlush]

“People like you pay people like me to fix their stuff because their brains are too tiny to grasp much beyond their keyboard or their cell phone screen.”

Yep, I’m so stupid. You keep thinking that if it makes you happy.