[Celerity]

I win arguments with this one.

I show up at a Halloween party. I’m dressed as batman.

My friends call me by my name. I say “I’m batman!” In a husky voice. Everyone nods their head. They know who I am, they play along.

These confused idiots, even when they are around other confused idiots, know they are just pretending.

[Jamestown1630]

On Gutfeld! just now, he showed a clip of college numbskulls instructing their fellows on how to properly navigate the Pronoun Issue.

Gutfeld said, "Somewhere in China, there's a general saying, 'this is going to be easier than I thought!'."