Why not take the whole cat, not just its head?
Lol!
RE: Why not take the whole cat, not just its head? “cat head to beach”——
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I had to read the headline twice to understand. Taking a cat head to the beach might have meant for a transplant at the surgeon’s summer beach house so Joe would no longer be babbling his gaffes from his “Abby Normal” brain. Alas, just a vacation for the cat.
Cat: “First I had to dodge Joe’s Chinese pals so I wouldn’t end up as the Chicken Lunch special. Now I have to worry about keeping my head. It never ends.”