‘Gotta go!’: Joe Biden, cat head to beach as Jill cuts off price-hike Q&A

New York Post ^ | June 17, 2022 | Steven Nelson

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How smooth is the flight in the helicopter? Cat in a copter sounds kinda Mitt Romneyesque.

[AnthonySoprano]

BIDEN THOUGHT THEY WERE TALKING TO HIM IN HIS EARPIECE!

[cableguymn]

They didn’t.

They did it to get rid of the other guy.

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[frank ballenger]

RE: Why not take the whole cat, not just its head? “cat head to beach”——
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I had to read the headline twice to understand. Taking a cat head to the beach might have meant for a transplant at the surgeon’s summer beach house so Joe would no longer be babbling his gaffes from his “Abby Normal” brain. Alas, just a vacation for the cat.

Cat: “First I had to dodge Joe’s Chinese pals so I wouldn’t end up as the Chicken Lunch special. Now I have to worry about keeping my head. It never ends.”

[cableguymn]

Did a 14 the other day. I hate working that much but someone has to do it and current applicants are unable to perform the simplest tasks and demand top level pay.

Had one guy that would have been perfect until my truck insurance company pulled his record.
2 dwi’s and running from the cops. If you can’t drive my trucks I can’t use you.

[EvilCapitalist]

I’ve done a few of those in my lifetime. Not fun, but I don’t quit until the job is done.

[nickcarraway]

I thought Willow was his niece?

[central_va]

A fella can have a gay old time at Rehoboth Beach DE.

[South Dakota]

On weekends i worked as a furniture mover.
We always advised our clients to stick their cats in the bathroom and to keep them in their new house for two weeks after.

Lots of people lose thrir cats when they move

[nesnah]

A fella can have a gay old time at Rehoboth Beach DE.

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You betcha.

San Francisco of the east.

[EEGator]

Lots of monkeypox to be had down in slower lower...

[AnthonySoprano]

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Notice they keep referring to it as a vacation home, rather than a Beachfront House.

Everyone knows that Beachfront home = Millions

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[EvilCapitalist]

Especially during Pride Month.

[devane617]

Exactly correct. It takes at least 14 days to rehome a cat...

[DarrellZero]

No kidding. When my friends moved their cat ensconced herself behind the toilet and stayed there for a month.

[central_va]

I’ve had a psychologist tell me that older men switch teams in the final innings. It is a not too uncommon a phenomenon. Can anyone verify that?

[CommerceComet]

Do cats like to go to the beach?

Even cats are smart enough to realize that any place without the Bidens is better than anywhere with the Bidens. Therefore, I conclude that the cat was kidnapped and imprisoned against its will.

[arthurus]

Cat head?

[familyop]

What’s he going to do with a “cat head?”