I thought that was damn funny.
A reporter interviews a 2000-year-old man
Reporter: “is it true you had over nine hundred wives in your life?”
2000 y/o Man: “Indeed”
Reporter: “out of all your wives, which one was your favorite?”
2000 y/o Man: “Hmmm… Shirley. Definitely Shirley.”
Reporter: “And what made Shirley so special?”
2000 y/o Man: “Her friend Tammy.”