It’s McDonald’s people! Even in my grammar school way back in the ‘80s everyone knew that McDonald’s only serves kangaroo meat so nothing to worry about!
“I have a theory about McDonald’s, that is, everything they make is all one thing, and in the back they have this big vat full of this stuff, these little molds combining, like SPLURT ‘Hamburger!’ SPLURT ‘Malt!’ SPLURT ‘Paper box!’ SPLURT ‘Here’s your change, thank you!’”
— Steve Martin