Men of Ireland: Will you sit down to pee for the good of the planet?

Irish Times ^ | Catherine Cleary

[grobdriver]

I don’t think anything good has ever come from the environmentalist religion.

[Luke21]

That would go well with the Obama toilet paper.

[OKSooner]

Zappa had a song about a guy who saved his p**s up in a 50 gallon drum, didn’t he?

[EvilCapitalist]

That can replace the Jane Fonda urinal target when she kicks the bucket.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Before the flush, the urine runs down the front of the gleaming ceramic bowl to be diverted to a separate pipe.

Huh?

This does not sound like anything any human, male or female could use properly.

[Adder]

Yeah? Fk that. Piss like a man or piss in the sink.

[HighSierra5]

Another reason why people immigratsd to America in the 19th century. Now where do we go? We have to fight.

[Organic Panic]

Will there be one in pink for all the women who currently stand to pee???

And I’m sure the snooty elites who can afford this will transform their property and yards in to sewer runoff to “save the planet” rather then what the domesticated world does.

[mcshot]

Does not translate into ‘Pre and post prostate’ but looks the same.

[fishtank]

1 Sam 25:34

For in very deed, as the LORD God of Israel liveth, which hath kept me back from hurting thee, except thou hadst hasted and come to meet me, surely there had not been left unto Nabal by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.

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So according to King David, the definition of a man is the ability to piss against a wall.

[Maskot]

We recently installed a new hand held shower head. It had one of those “green water saver” bs thingies on it to restrict flow. If we were to shower with it in, the shower would take twice as long. How’s that “saving” anything?

It’s been removed and showers are now quicker, more punishing and amazing!

Effffffff the greenies

[Paladin2]

For those Wymym who have a major issue,

Pack one of these:

https://www.amazon.com/Urination-Antimicrobial-Portable-Activities-Silicone/dp/B003BEDUS6

A FUD is the answer to Mother Nature’s call.

[Skywise]

And suddenly you realize why the globalists decided to disrupt the world’s fertilizer supply.

Make a shortage to drive the public to your solution.

[MinorityRepublican]

That’s why unisex bathrooms are stupid. You need one for the ladies so they can sit. One for the guys so they can stand.

[gitmo]

When a man sits to pee, it usually creates a mess.

That’s why we stand.

[BobL]

Are they going to have cameras to make sure men sit down?

[mcshot]

I started to leave a comment on ‘and then pull it back’ only to discover it was about putting the lid back up. My comment was about....forgot

[JimRed]

Space station style recycling?

[ought-six]

I’ve seen women standing to pee; it’s just that their stream goes down, rather than out. And, they don’t shake out the last full measure.

[Wilderness Conservative]

I would think all the woke people with penises in Ireland already sit when they pee.