Our glorious struggle to de-nazify Soviet-Era blocks of flats north of Kiev was successful. Blocks of flats are the main adversary, and we put large holes in them with expensive ordinance. After succesfully de-nazifying 751 blocks of flats in Kiev Oblast we have new challenges.
The blocks of flats we destroyed in Kiev Oblast were built during the 1980 Five Year Plan, with lean concrete so our apparatchiks could steal cement and sell it on the Black Market.
The glorious struggle must now continue in the East, where blocks of flats were constructed from better concerete as specified in the 1965 Five Year Plan. We will also fire a rocket into the Slaviansk GRES like we did in 2014 to show we mean business, even thought the unit we'll hit hasn't produced power in years. Our target is de-nazify at least 500 blocks of flats in the rest of Donetsk and Lugansk Oblasts. We will use 152 mm, cruise missles, Tochkas, and even things with names that sound more final than Tochka. We will use diesel submarines and other modern tools like the Tu-95 to safely launch these against the nazified structures. After they have been denazified our Buryats and Chechens will move in and liberate jewelry, mobile phones, and major appliances.
To celebrate our victory over these aging, cheaply constructed apartment buildings, we will have a retro-theme parade in Red Squre this year, with 1960's-era Equipment. If anyone says that its all we have left you will alert the FSB."
This glorious action by the all powerful Soviet, sorry, Russian military follows in line with its liberation of Bucha, where residents committed mass suicide as they were sorry to see the red army go.
And our de nazifying ship, the Moskva is busy denazifying the black sea bed in it’s new role as submarine