[Kevmo]

The weird thing is, when I give the Cliff Notes’ version that Jesus is God Himself, suddenly they wanna go all complicated & stuff. They are antichristian bigots going after “godliness with contentment is great gain” (1 Timothy 6:6).

[Elsie]

Of COURSE it is complicated! That's Satan's first (only) trick: "Did GOD really say...?"

Yes - GOD really said something simple: "Don't eat of the tree."

Now read Eve's 'explanation' to her husband:

^{Genesis 3:6} 
When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it.