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To: bitt

“excessively detailed”

What were the details which were considered “excessive” I wonder.


3 posted on 04/16/2022 9:44:32 AM PDT by BenLurkin ((The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.))
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To: BenLurkin

>>What were the details which were considered “excessive” I wonder.<<

Anything beyond “Major bit me. I was scratched.”


18 posted on 04/16/2022 9:56:28 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (What’s the point in drumming up anarchy if you don’t use it to promote tyranny. /BenLurkin 12/21)
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To: BenLurkin

[[What were the details which were considered “excessive” I wonder.]]

“The dog drew blood”


21 posted on 04/16/2022 9:59:54 AM PDT by Bob434 (.)
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To: BenLurkin

One of the details included “the truth”, which had to be removed. “The truth” was deemed excessive.


39 posted on 04/16/2022 10:48:32 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie ( "The media is the enemy of the American people." Democrat Pat Caddell.)
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To: BenLurkin
What were the details which were considered “excessive” I wonder.

My guess would be something more like the following:

Secret Service agent #1: "Owww!"

Joe Biden: "Come on, man! You AFT guys are a bunch of whiny little girls! Suck it up like I did, when I parachuted into Beirut for General Schwartzkopf, way ahead of his tanks, and killed Obama bin Sadam with my shotgun, right through the door!"

Secret Service agent #2: "Owww! I'm bleeding!!"

Joe Biden: "Dr. Jill, bring the dang band-aids! You call that bleedin'? That ain't nothing! Heck, when I was driving 18-wheelers, 'Big Mama' and I got attacked by a pack of wolves, up on the North Slope of Alaska - Putin trained 'em at KGB headquarters, and sent 'em over from Siberia to assassinate me, dog-paddling an iceberg! I killed 20 or 30 of 'em with a tire iron, but the last two bit 'Big Mama' on BOTH legs, worse than that! And we still got that load of explosives to Scranton before midnight, even though we had 18 flats and had to change every one of 'em in the dark, going up hill!"

Secret Service agent #3: "Look out, look out - OOOOWWW!!!"

Joe Biden: "Beau! Beau, come get your dog, before we run out of AFT guys! Oh, oh... dang it... where's Ron McCain? No, I mean McKlane, where's John McKlane? Somebody find McKlane, I need my butt wiped again..."

Secret Service agent #4: "Owww!"

;>)

51 posted on 04/16/2022 1:15:39 PM PDT by Who is John Galt? ("...mit Pulver und Blei, Die Gedanken sind frei!")
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