you guys need to get your Kremlin stories straight.
First it was that there was a fire and it sank.
Now that oh the Americans fired.
Nope - you really want a war with the USA but you’re getting your butts kicked by Ukraine!
The “kettle logic” as written by Sigmund Freud.
A man was accused by his neighbor of having returned a borrowed kettle in a damaged condition and the three arguments he offers:
* That he had returned the kettle undamaged
* That it was already damaged when he borrowed it
* That he had never borrowed it in the first place
Though the three arguments are inconsistent, Freud notes that it is so much the better, as if even one is believed to be true then the man must be acquitted.
Sure, Straw man.