What hyperbole. People get laid off or fired all the time but with 99% less drama. I’ve been laid off or fired several times. Each time I landed in a better place with more money. It’s just part of life. Not a massacre or a bloodletting...holy smoke what a bunch of drama queens. Come on take it like a...*uhm*...whatever you identify as.
You got fired and wound up with better pay and bennies? Damn, your good. Your best bet is to just continue to piss off your bosses, get fired, get that better job and then more money, get fired again, then repeat and repeat and repeat.