Posted on 03/17/2022 12:11:06 PM PDT by FarCenter
Russian President Vladimir Putin was nominated for the Nobel Prize in Medicine on Sunday for his novel approach to ending the COVID-19 pandemic.
The pandemic, which had killed millions worldwide and brought the world to a standstill for over two years, was itself brought to a sudden halt on February 24, when Russia conducted a “special medical operation” in Ukraine.
Global medical and scientific experts expressed astonishment that the pandemic had been virtually eliminated from websites, twitter feeds and newspaper headlines.
“It’s amazing, we haven’t heard anything about the COVID-19 pandemic since Russia’s ‘operation’ in Ukraine,” said Dr. Fauxi of the US National Institutes of Health, who nominated the world leader. “All traces of the virus are gone from newspapers, television and Internet – which are all chief vectors of transmission. At least I think so. We’ll see what the science says next week.”
In other new related to the war in Ukraine, the United States decided to ban White Russian cocktails from all bars throughout the country in what is being perceived as a crippling blow to the Russian war effort.
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Well sure, when they classify everyone of dying from covid no matter what the real causes are. Millions my ass.
Judging by the news on the major media (including FOX) Putin has pretty well eliminated the record-setting high inflation,
open borders and the flood of illegals swamping the USA, sky rocketing gas prices, out of control crime and product shortages.
They have a bunch of these today for Purim. Clever and somewhat amusing, but they have a long way to go to catch the Bee. There is no substitute.
It’s a calm before the storm. C-19 will be making headlines again soon.
Not bad though! Have to admit I looked to see if it was the Bee.
Babylon Bee did same satire idea a few days ago.
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