Posted on 03/06/2022 5:34:39 AM PST by billorites
Did the mainstream media watch the same State of the Union address everybody else saw the other night?
For instance, why were there no mentions in any Democrat party organs (which is all of them) of what was perhaps Dementia Joe Biden’s finest rhetorical flourish, a panegyric to the brave warriors of the land where Hunter used to get his $83,333 a month wired from.
“A pound of Ukrainian people proud proud people pound for pound ready to fight with every inch of earnegy that they have.”
Move over, Winston Churchill! Forget blood sweat and tears. From now on, students will memorize the stirring words about “every inch of earnergy.”
You know, anybody can mispronounce a strange word, especially a word that’s recently had its pronunciation changed, like Kiev. But Brandon can mangle an everyday word — energy — in a way you’d never have dreamed anyone could mispronounce it.
As always, all dialogue guaranteed verbatim.
“Putin may circle Kiev with tanks but he’ll never gain the hearts and souls of the Iranian people.”
Some think he said “Urainian,” not Iranian. The point is, he didn’t say Ukrainian. And thus you are forced to ponder the eternal question: For whom does the bell toll?
I’m glad you asked that question. Because in his speech, Joe mentioned a bell — the Rust Bell.
“Sherrod Brown says it’s time to bury the label Rust Bell it’s time to see the the what used to be called Rust Belt become the the the home of of significant resurgence of manufacturing.”
You know how Democrats have been hysterically clamoring to “Defund the Police” for two years now? Never mind – Joe addressed the recent murders of two young New York City cops who were gunned down by a career thug in Harlem last month while responding to what Joe called a “nine-eleven call.”
Not nine-one-one, but nine-eleven.
This happened, Biden intoned, on the mean streets that the officers “chose to parole, to uh patrol, as police officers.”
On another issue, perhaps you’ve heard a rumor that some prices are going up here and there. Don’t worry, though, Joe has a plan.
“One way to fight inflation is to drive down wages and make Americans poorer. I think I have a better idea to fight inflation. Lower your costs, not your wages.”
Hey, why didn’t anyone think of that before now?
Rebuilding the infrastructure? “We’ll do it to withstand the devastating infects of climate change.”
He exhorted “freeding-loving nations” to band together to punish Russia for “infade-invading” a neighbor. He took a bow for helping the non-working classes to pay for their “health prebemiums.”
And he again touched on one of his favorite subjects: “Let’s let Medicare negotiate the price of prescription jugs!”
Then there was the impending vacancy on the Supreme Court — “I’ve nominated a Circuit Court of Appeal Ketanji Brown Jackson.”
Well, at least he didn’t call her Jackson Browne. But he is running on empty.
Brandon tries so hard to be the wokest of the woke, promoting such reforms as “maternal health care for all Americans,” But sometimes even he says something that might get another politician — say, a Republican — cancelled.
“We’re putting in place dedicated immicration judges in significant larger numbers so families fleeing persecution and violence can have their curses cases hard faster and those who don’t legitimately hear can be sent back.”
Brandon, do you have any idea what you just said?
You told a whole class of grifting Third World indigents that they won’t be allowed to stay in the Land of the Free Lunch forever just because they’re deaf. That hardly seems fair, considering your regime’s open-borders c’mon-down policy for all undocumented Democrats who are violent criminals, drug dealers, domestic abusers, repeat drunk drivers or pedophiles.
Why didn’t the deaf get an opportunity to respond to the SOTU? Everybody else did.
A few more of Brandon’s SOTU Greatest Hits:
“You can’t build a wall high enough to keep out a a a a a vaccine the vaccine can stop the spread of these diseases.”
“Tonight I can say we’re moving forward safely back to a no norm more normal routines.”
“Instead he met with a mall a wall of strength.”
“The three world free world is holding him accountable.”
“We used to invest almost two percent of our GDP in research and development we don’t now can’t China is.”
“All this increasing the productive capacity of our ecomony, uh of our economy.”
“I know what works: investigating crime prevention and community policing.”
“There’s simply nothing beyond our camask our capacity.”
“We also need to levving playing field with China and others.”
“We are already we we are also ready with anti-viral treatments.”
So much comic gold in just under 62 minutes. But the next day — Ash Wednesday — Brandon was on the road, in Wisconsin, again doing what he does best, passing the buck, pointing the finger at everybody else, talking about problems in what he often calls the “supply change,” and the shortage of chips.
“We invented the uh sup the uh the uh um those chips when we went to the moon.”
But worry not, Great Cheese State of Wisconsin, help is on the way.
“We already had uh we already hit the ground run run we we hit the ground running announcing $100 billion in new investments.”
And it wouldn’t be Joe without a story about trains and/or history, or in this case, both.
“Union Pacific Railroad just announced the purchase of the largest-ever purchase of electric locomotives made in Erie, Pennsylvania, in the same plant by the way that the guy who turned on our lights built a factory.”
Would that guy by any chance be Thomas A. Edison, Brandon?
May we quote you on that, Mr. President?
Hilarious title
VIDEO: President Biden says “Iranian people” instead of “Ukrainian people.”
https://rumble.com/vw7kjd-president-biden-says-iranian-people-instead-of-ukrainian-people..html
And he's a huge Trump supporter.
How dare you! Don’t you know we are joining the coming maelstrom to preserve that bastion of democrat freedom, that “shining city upon a hill whose beacon light guides freedom-loving people everywhere”, Hunter’s Ukraine.
Plugs isn’t in on ANY of this stuff.
He sits at home in Delaware until the cabal trot him out to the “Oval Office” set (at an undisclosed location) to read the script THEY’VE written for him to read off a teleprompter.
We know it; THEY KNOW that we know it.. They also know that we’re content to simply laugh and joke and make fun of it - nothing more.
Furthermore, the gaffes are pre-planned. bidAn is a great actor, making the traitor bidEn look really bad.
There was another ‘gaffe’, where bidAn says Russia is invading... *Russia*.
Pure Comedy!
“Somebody tell Biden the war is in Ukraine, not Iran”
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Don’t underestimate the Dems ability to get wars going in both.
All the while, the really big prank is how the Deep State has managed to put Trump out of office and substitute their own stooge and make people think this somehow a “good thing”.
No more mean tweets coming out the Oval Office, that is for sure. But the greatest meanness of all is the elder abuse that is being heaped upon a senile and nearly helpless old man, now securely in seclusion in Delaware.
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Fact is Biden’s admin is desperately selling out the US and Israel as we speak, while we are diverted by Ukraine, in an all-out move to strike a “ deal” with Iran and restore obama’s “legacy”
Even some of Biden’s negotiators quit, rather than continue on such dangerous ground.
Whatever “Biden’ ends up doing will be far more dangerous and damaging to the United States strategic interests than anything Putin is doing in Ukraine,
It’s pretty funny to watch the modern day imperialists who want to extend “our democracy” to Ukraine, or, even crazier, to claim that the social and political system of Ukraine RIGHT NOW are part of “our democracy”.
I was never a complete GOP globalist stooge, but I certainly crossed over the line a few times 2001-2006.
Never again.
Biden was placed for a reason America is neutered while the worlds evil make their moves
Hope he didn’t mean to call them “Uranium People”
Putin is an evil dictator but is not stupid.
OTOH Biden ...............
(“Let’s let Medicare negotiate the price of prescription jugs!”)
Freudian?
🤔
Why bother?
He couldn’t find either on a map and has no idea as to what is going on in either country.
Yes, that is true. The big problem is a little farther south.
Iran is now 15 percentage points below the percentage needed to have enough enriched uranium to create enough bombing power to try to obliterate Israel.
I have said from the beginning the whole Ukraine thing is to distract us from the Middle East. Why invade Ukraine NOW, otherwise? I’m pretty sure Biden is not exactly distracted, or at least his advisers aren’t, thus his mention of Iran.
The whole thing is about oil and gas, and not the academic point of whether Ukraine is a sovereign country.
Good point - I hadn’t thought of it before now but he is NEVER seen in the Oval office. Have we ever seen a picture of him sitting at the desk there? I sure don’t recall seeing any.. Where does he greet foreign visitors/dignitaries? What room is he in when he’s sitting beside them taking questions?
It took me FIFTY years. Voted McConnell, Bush every time. I try to make the point, here on FR, that maybe we should first ask what kind of a commitment we are making here and why this time. The vast majority of replies I receive are the same media driven hysteria that I used to defend our brutal 20 year search for Saddam’s phantom yellow cake.
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