I have the same tinfoil.....
...after all, , Elon DID support the Truckers quite publicly!!
I don’t think anything, much less a cruise trip, has prevented launches before
Back in February 1987 I was out at Vandenberg AFB with a Task Force to launch an unarmed Minuteman III ICBM. We were supposed to turn keys mid afternoon but the Coast Guard and US Navy had to chase a Soviet submarine and a Soviet Trawler out of the danger zone. We didn't turn keys until 0130L the next day as they played cat and mouse with that sub.