[Behind Liberal Lines]

More Fauci “gain of function”?

[rdcbn1]

Not the story to read if you have been binge watching zombie movies recently

[Diogenesis]

[kiryandil]

Don't pet the bison.

Everyone always wants to pet the bison.

Don't.

[EvilCapitalist]

Are these Blood Sucking Monkeys From West Mifflin, PA?

[Spok]

Sounds like a sci-fi b-movie plot, but what the NIH and CDC are up to is anybody’s guess, and it’s for certain politically oriented.

[logi_cal869]

28 days later...

[Does so]

Marburg?

Ebola?

[noiseman]

“Seek medical attention”

Gee, might be nice to know what I was exposed to if I’m supposed to be seeking medical attention. I highly doubt we’ll ever be told what they were infected with, though.

Genetic engineering on viruses and bacteria has reached the point where it’s more dangerous than if the kid next door was playing with fully functional nuclear weapons. At least the kid could only blow up your town, while these “researchers” can at any moment unleash a devastating plague on the entire world.

[Travis McGee]

[Flick Lives]

The day following the accident, Fallon suddenly developed a cough and pink-eye, which became so bad that she had to visit the emergency room at Geisinger Medical Center in Danville.

—

In the made-for-TV movie, this is when they cue the ominous music.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Motaba virus.

[T.B. Yoits]

This situation flies in the face of anyone who propagandizes about about magazine capacity and ammo quantities.

If you rolled up on a scene like that, it might be best to start blazing away to prevent the furry plague carriers from infecting humans or local animal populations and then humans. It might also be worthwhile to have a can of gas and rags ready in case you need to take out the trailer and remaining crates.

There were 100 of them. You'd need an AR-12 with mixed bird and buckshot if more than 4 had escaped.

The whole situation seems suspicious as hell. Guy driving a pickup truck with a trailer from New York to Missouri (not flying) which means multiple overnight stops on their way to a "CDC approved" lab.

[Magnatron]

If only the monkeys wore masks…

[bankwalker]

Reston Va had an infected monkey lab a few decades ago. The building got demolished and an ice rink was built. That’s where the Washington Capitals practiced.

[AppyPappy]

If you have “Escaped Plague Monkeys” on your 2022 Bingo card, mark that now

[glorgau]

Were there 12 Monkeys?

[MayflowerMadam]

Title says she put her hand IN a cage. (Reader probably assumes she was bitten.)

She said she put her hand ON a cage, and the monkey hissed.

If a hiss will cause illness ... airborne and on the scary side.

[stockpirate]

It’s been mentioned that the monkey’s have a form of Ebola

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

The Fauci monkeys were probably all infected with God knows what.