Posted on 01/23/2022 3:39:15 AM PST by Kaslin
If you watched Joe Biden’s press conference this week, his first in one day shy of the number of years he’s been alive (78 days), you were likely not thrilled. When the best thing sycophants in the left-wing media can say about the event is “He stood for 2 hours!” you know it was more of a testament to the quality of his adult diaper than a declaration of a winning performance. But the truth is no one named Biden is capable of giving a winning performance. They are not smart people, and they are not good people.
The Biden myth – this idea that Joe is some average guy who found himself in politics, but never lost his “middle-class Joe” roots is a joke. Joe was never middle class. His family was wealthy until his father squandered the money. It seems no one with the name Biden was particularly bright.
The last time Joe “worked” an honest job for a living was when he said he really enjoyed young black kids petting his “hairy legs” and, allegedly, nearly rumbled with “Corn Pop.” There’s something sick about a person who feels that way about very young children petting them and something wrong with a person who feels the need to tell the story publicly.
But since they, Joe has been in “public service,” which is code for government jobs. That gave him power and a level of job security most people never experience. If the people of Delaware were dumb enough to elect him, he was set.
Joe’s story isn’t compelling or even interesting, so he lies about it. It’s a sign of wild insecurity that he lies about his life the way he does – from academic achievements, which he claims but did not have, to the tragic death of his first wife and daughter, which he blamed for years on a drunk driver but simply is not true. Again, there is something deeply wrong with a man who would not only exploit the death of family members, but would also lie in the process.
Then again, as I’ve said many times before, there really isn’t an aspect of his life Joe hasn’t lied about. He’s just always been on the side of the media, so they give him a pass.
It’s not just Joe who gets the pass, it’s anyone named Biden.
Jill Biden, Joe’s second wife, is mandatorily called “Doctor Biden” because she was tossed a pity Ph.D. from the University of Delaware at a time when Joe was the state’s senior Senator and had spent a lifetime shoveling tax dollars to the institution.
She wanted the degree because, she says, she was sick of getting mail addressed to “Senator and Ms. Biden.” She wanted her own title, so people dependent upon her husband gave her one. Don’t believe me? Read her dissertation, “Student Retention at the Community College: Meeting Students’ Needs.” In addition to being wildly insecure, she’s dumb too.
Jill dresses the part…of a teenage with insecurities inversely proportional to her intelligence. She views herself as First Lady as “healer.” She told the Associated Press, “I didn’t kind of expect, which was like a healing role, because we’ve faced so much as a nation.” Can you imagine any American suffering a tragedy thinking to themselves, “If only Jill Biden were here to comfort me…and insist I call her doctor”?
“I would want to know that my president and first lady cared about me,” Jill continued. “I think that’s an important part of what I do. I mean, just helping people through the tough times.” Her idiot husband is running the economy into the ground, driving up inflation and harming real people, but there are hugs!
Jill’s first husband is still alive, and in a story that would be front page news were her name Melania Trump, tells how she started having an affair with Joe while they were still married. Since she’s a Biden, the media has little interest.
The only real question is who is the dumbest Biden? You probably think it’s Joe simply because you see so much of him, and each time he’s saying something false, stupid, or both (like claiming he was arrested marching for civil rights when we all know, and he’s publicly admitted multiple times, that he never marched for civil rights). But don’t underestimate Jill in this contest. She is espically dumb in her own right.
And they’re both, honestly, really bad people. Joe gets a tiny pass now because he’s senile on top of it – which leaves you wondering if some of the things he says are because he’s stupid or is it dementia? (or both) – but Jill is actively engaged in senior abuse by allowing Joe to be exploited how he is. You can’t expect someone insecure over how junk mail is addressed to give up the perks of living in the White House simply because her husband is suffering one public humiliation after another, can you?
When you have a hooker and stripper-banging, crack-smoking son in the family and there’s still a question over which member is the dumbest, you’ve stumbled onto a very “special” group of people. The Biden name is associated with a lot of arrests and abuses, so there isn’t really a winner in the bunch. Yet somehow, miraculously, they’ve managed to become fabulously wealthy with no discernable skills among them, except a willingness to exploit Joe’s position of public trust.
In the end, it doesn’t really matter who the dumbest Biden is because ultimately the dumbest people around are those who voted for Joe.
“There’s something sick about a person who feels that way about very young children petting them and something wrong with a person who feels the need to tell the story publicly.”
A lot of people in Biden’s mental condition don’t do certain things like wash their hands after they take a crap or shower regularly... I’m sure he gets looked after in a lot of ways but is he really washing his hands after he craps? And then can you imagine him petting your child with unwashed hands?
“Jilly” is good enough for me ...
Im not likely to ask her to do house calls ...
Nix on being addressed as Ms/Mrs Biden ... Insecurity City ...
Biden’s are a crime family.
She does have her own entrance music.
https://kprcradio.iheart.com/featured/walton-and-johnson/content/2022-01-05-jill-biden-now-has-her-own-entrance-song-and-it-sounds-like-a-clown-horn/
Joe Biden’s Fractured Fairy Tales-The President’s talent for political fiction
Frontpagemagazine ^ | Jan 21, 2022 | Don Feder
Posted on 1/21/2022, 1:33:09 PM by SJackson
Joe Biden has been called a pathological liar, Pinocchio on steroids, delusional and totally detached from reality.....let’s just say the president has a flair for fiction, a master storyteller. Here’s my favorite Biden bedtime story:
AS PRESIDENT ”I’ve had five Republican senators talk to me, ‘bump into me’ — quote, unquote — or sit with me, who’ve told me that they agree with whatever I’m talking about for them to do. “But, Joe, if I do it, I’m going to get defeated in a primary.” ... did any of you think that you’d get to a point where not a single Republican would diverge on a major issue? Not one?
Here’s Biden 14 years earlier. In 2009.
AS VICE PRESIDENT “I spoke to seven different Republican Senators who said, ‘Joe, I’m not going to be able to help you on anything...’ The way it was characterized to me was, ‘For the next two years, we can’t let you succeed in anything. That’s our ticket to coming back.’ ... Obama agreed with me — I never thought we were going to get Republican support.”
https://swampland.time.com/2012/08/23/the-party-of-no-new-details-on-the-gop-plot-to-obstruct-obama/
I see Dr. Jill is also an accomplished author! I submit as evidence the book:
Joey: The Story of Joe Biden, Joey is the first ever picture book about the young life of Joe Biden, the 47th Vice President of the United States, and includes never before told family stories about the president-elect and former vice president’s childhood-written by Jill Biden, his spouse. Joe Biden grew up in Scranton, Pennsylvania, the oldest of four children. His parents always encouraged him and his siblings to be independent and strong. The family moved to Wilmington, Delaware, where at twenty-nine, Biden was elected one the youngest United States Senators ever elected. This is his story.
That statement needs repeated....
UNLESS Biden’s job as a ‘pool lifeguard’ was at a private facility-—Biden has ALWAYS been paid by TAXPAYERS.
It seems no one with the name Biden was particularly bright.
Nobody can argue that point.
Wonder when the inbreeding started.
FTA: testament to the quality of his adult diaper than a declaration of a winning performance.
Imagine having to be in charge of getting the diapers and shooting him up with drugs.
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