Jen Psaki: If You're Mad About the State of the Country, Just Start Drinking

Townhall.com ^ | 21 January A.D. 2022 | Matt Vespa

[blueunicorn6]

Free booze! Free booze!

The government mouthpiece just promised us all free booze.

[rlmorel]

Ahem...that's Senator John Blutarski to you!

[dsrtsage]

I don’t think there is enough liquor on the planet to get even Laz interested

[rlmorel]

[Lurkinanloomin]

Things will only get worse.

It’s the Kenyanesian way.

[RoseofTexas]

In other words let them eat cake! Or in this instance a margarita cake! Insensitive fools!

[rlmorel]

I forgot to include a translation of what the sign interpreter from the right pane thinks Biden is saying:

"...It's time to have a drink. Drink until you are completely tight. Put your hands on the chest of an underage girl, wash your hands quickly and leave before an irate father cuts your right hand off. Otherwise...you have no chance..."

[Gay State Conservative]

I’m mad....that must mean that I want to date Psaki.

[Dogbert41]

"The Russians used vodka."

You ain't kidding! It's the only way they could live through the absolute suck of Communism. Well, it's practically here folks. Life span of the male species is going to drop into the late 50's, and don't buy anything made on Fridays or the end of the month if you have any choice and if there's anything to buy.

[McBuff]

[Brilliant]

Did that a long time ago. What now?

[Rummyfan]

Credit to him for not collapsing.

That is all he get credit for.

[Beowulf9]

You know what? You hit the nail on the head!

[Rummyfan]

Biden himself is nothing more than a partisan hack. Harris.. well we know how she got where she is. As for the rest of the administration, they are emblematic of the over-credentialed but incompetent so-called elite. While they certainly are diverse, they sure as hell ain’t good at their jobs.

[nascarnation]

Remember last month when both Jen and Gavin Newsom went missing for two weeks, supposedly on Covid quarantine?

[Rummyfan]

There’s no sense of urgency. It’s a suffocating condescension that everyone else is wrong and they’re right.

They are determined to drive right into the iceberg. And then they'll blame the iceberg!

Watched A Night to Remember last night...

[Schatze]

I wish Jen Pissant would drink herself into a permanent stupor.

[Rummyfan]

Bluto Psaki: “My advice to you is to start drinking heavily!”

Because eighty-one million* voters f***ed up... they trusted them!

*: if you believe that number...

[ridesthemiles]

Prove to me that this person actually passed the 5th grade.

[Rummyfan]

Is she really that arrogant and stupid?!

Yes, and yes.