[Mr. Jeeves]

It was seismic,' says life-long Republican Benny White, who unsuccessfully ran for local office and found himself being chased down driveways by furious residents branding him a 'Trumper'.

“I’ll take ‘Things That Never Happened’ for $500, Alex.”

[Tellurian]

“I’ll take ‘Things That Never Happened’ for $500, Alex.”

Yup, the reporter could only have seen that in a college Antifa club cartoon or a fevered dream. Or maybe the chasers were Antifa - interloping "residents" from some place else - without driveways.