Posted on 12/31/2021 11:54:59 AM PST by SeekAndFind
If you’re anything like every other sane person in America, you’re sick of COVID-19 dominating the headlines. You’ve also probably had your fill of government bureaucrats trying to tell you how to live your life. Take the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), for instance.
It’s hard to imagine how the CDC has any credibility whatsoever anymore as often as they’ve changed their recommendations. Remember when it was just the unvaccinated who needed to wear masks? Then the CDC changed their recommendations to mask the vaxxed too.
Just this week, the CDC admitted that they overestimated how prevalent the omicron variant was in the U.S. Then they revised their quarantine regulations and dropped hints that you may not really be fully vaccinated unless you’ve had boosters too.
And on and on it goes.
As often as we lament the dangers and pitfalls of social media, it can be good for something once in a while. This week, social media has become a brilliant parody factory as we get the payoff for the CDC screaming to be made fun of for so many months.
You don’t have to go terribly far on social media to find jokes that start with “The CDC now recommends…” or “The CDC now says…”
They can be pretty funny, and these jokes are the ones we’ve needed in 2021.
Let’s explore the fun, shall we?
Normally, Twitter is a cesspool of extreme and uninformed opinions (PJ Media readers notwithstanding, of course), combined with censorship taken to the max, but the amateur comedians of Twitter have spun CDC straw into parody gold.
The CDC recommends you put pineapple on your pizza
— Abigail Marone 🇺🇸 (@abigailmarone) December 30, 2021
(Excerpt) Read more at pjmedia.com ...
Kroger supermarkets sometimes have old, sort of old and not so old guidelines reflected in mask signs on door.
Should wear one, must wear one, unless you are fully vaccinated, now all must wear one to enter....
Probably fired workers for not being vaxed who would have had the assignment to peel off the old sign decals. Or not enough staff wanted to be hired (our hot chicken sections have been closed, open, closed “due to staffing problems.”)
It will all be done soon …… biden promised the unvaccinated massive deaths this winter. Brandon has spoken
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The CDC now recommends that you wear clean underwear in case you get into an accident.
Mockery is man’s most potent political weapon.
“Expert says”
Four out of Five say...
The CDC recommends #FJB!
The CDC now recommends not purchasing Red Ryder BB guns; you’ll put your eye out!
The CDC or FDA recommending for are against anything should immediately set off alarm bells of incoming BS, like the old commercials from the 1990’s Psychic Readers Network and Miss Cleo. You know anything coming out of the CDC/FDA is a load of bought and paid for crapola.
Rampant affirmative action hires have destroyed the credibility and efficiency of the CDC. I wonder if the facilities at Fort Dietrich and Ft. Sam Houston have also been affected by the left?
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