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To: CrappieLuck; Mathews; Lizavetta; cuban leaf; Mr. Mojo; Radix; ScottinVA; FrankRizzo890; bk1000; ...
CrappieLuck wrote: "We’re full. All filled up. We have no more room for Californians, Michicangans, NYers or any other blue state Liberals who can no longer live with their own politics." Good start but you have to really lay it on...

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Nashville is a horrible place to live. The people are mean, noisy, dirty and they will rob you as soon as look at you. They absolutely hate people from anywhere other than Tennessee. Traffic is horrible because every yokel with a car thinks he's a NASCAR driver. With two interstates crossing roads here, the pollution is unbearable. It's a filthy, radioactive waste land filled with ignorant slobs, meth labs and an over inflated housing market.

Nashville's gun-toting hillbilly mobs roam the streets attacking tourists. If you seek medical care at it's one hospital the nurses will attack you as well if you’re not from here. The city is in shambles. The food is awful. The locals are extremely aggressive and uncultured. It is a cesspool of hayseed rubes who will stop at nothing to ruin your trip with their flatulence and poor personal hygiene when not watching Hee-Haw or sleeping on flea-infested hay bales.

Our city is terrible. No running water, lack of shoes, denim overalls, dueling banjos can always be heard in the distance, and dental work is something that doesn’t exist due to the absurd amount of meth consumed everywhere. Do not come here. Y’all won’t like it here. Don’t come.

It is particularly important that you avoid East Nashville. It is the Bermuda Triangle of zip codes, people go in and are never seen or heard from again. There are rumors of an underground alien enclave who are working towards world domination via the continued watering down of the country music genre. Stephen King refuses to come anywhere near the place.

It’s not so much that Nashville is full of illiterate hillbillies displaying tell-tale signs of chromosomal dismay. It’s that we just don’t like you. You don’t want to be here. It’s a sad, grimy place where the mosquitos are as big as your thumb. There’s no place to plug in your electric car. Smart phones don’t work here. There’s a referendum on the books to start executing out-of-state traffic offenders and then hang their bodies from poles on I-40 coming into town like a scene from Game of Thrones.

The city is at capacity. You may not apply. We are full. We closed the gates yesterday.

mutant

38 posted on 12/29/2021 10:41:53 PM PST by MikelTackNailer (Galty as charged)
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To: MikelTackNailer

Well this sounds encouraging.

If it so bad...then the rotten Californians, who seem to destroy everything they touch...will stay away.

How many states have been catering to these Marxists only to find your city is in shambles.


40 posted on 12/29/2021 11:00:46 PM PST by Maris Crane
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44 posted on 12/29/2021 11:40:55 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Plugs the Pedo - The Shart Heard 'Round The World)
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To: MikelTackNailer

Don’t come to east TN, either. It also sucks and I’m pretty sure everyone would hate it. My best advice for those relocating from CA is to avoid TN. Moving is expensive and you’d be wasting your money.


46 posted on 12/30/2021 3:33:25 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (When government fears the people, there is liberty.)
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To: MikelTackNailer

YOU WIN!!!!!!


47 posted on 12/30/2021 5:11:58 AM PST by Mathews (It's all gravy, baby!)
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To: MikelTackNailer

That is awesome!!!

Thank you!


49 posted on 12/30/2021 7:23:00 AM PST by CrappieLuck
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To: MikelTackNailer

Yep. That sums it up nicely. 🤣


50 posted on 12/30/2021 8:40:55 AM PST by cuban leaf (My prediction: Harris is Spiro Agnew. We'll soon see who becomes Gerald Ford, and our next prez.)
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