I think a) I’m useless - your knowledge of physics is way better than mine, b) if not physics and not drugs, I’d need a lot of time to unpack what you said, or c) you may have just discovered Ouzo, in which case give it 12 hours and re-read you post and let me know if you still want an analysis.
You are OK; and I am just wondering (not under any “influence”), because I saw your (Gravity’s waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2) and thought that you might be interested.