MARRIAGE IS GRAND.
DIVORCE IS A HUNDRED GRAND......................
Husband: “Honey, would you like a diamond for Christmas?”
Wife: “No, I have enough diamonds to last a lifetime”
Husband: “Honey, would you like a new car for Christmas?”
Wife: “No, I still have the car from last year”
Husband: “Honey, would you like to go on a cruise for Christmas?”
Wife: “No, I’ve been on enough cruises”.
Husband: “Well Honey, what you like for Christmas?”
Wife: “For Christmas I’d like a divorce”
Husband: “Damn Honey, I wasn’t thinking of spending that much....”
....”Divorce - the screwing yer gonna be getting for the screwing you got.....”