[ChicagoConservative27]

Captain numb nuts is at it again.

[cld51860]

Hey, when you have lemons, you make lemonade!

[SaveFerris]

Choco rations go up 25 grams next week.

Double plus good eh?

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

I can’t wait until next year.

[redcatcherb412]

store shelves are stocked for the holiday season,” the White House wrote.

More than obvious none of these White House elite bimbo's have stepped foot in a store recently. You can't see empty shelves shopping online and the out-of-stock fine print on the screen doesn't have the impact walking down a virtually empty store row.

[SkyDancer]

Sounds like this could have been a Babylon Bee report, but sadly it’s not.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

This kind of propaganda is good only so long as you can force people to believe it, generally at the point of a gun.

[philman_36]

Failures are accomplishments. Got it.

[ridesthemiles]

Move the ships out past the 40 mile mark so you do NOT have to count that as ‘waiting to be unloaded’.

[upchuck]

In case you’re thick headed, virtually every word from Buck Fiden’s mouth is a LIE!

[kenmcg]

More Biden lies. Many ships are waiting a hundred miles out to make it look good for the douchebag.