Do not need free cruises LOL
My income tax for 2021 is well into 6 figures already.
Note to bagster: that means more than $100,000.
Then why don't you buy your own boat instead of going on them floating old folks' homes grazing on cheap food and pretending to be an international man of mystery.
But of course you're lying. I saw those dopey videos of your corpulent self on a treadmill in some teensy tiny crappy little retirement center 'gym'. Big daddy warbucks wouldn't be caught dead in a welfare joint like that.
Also, you must spend half your income on mental health treatment.
Note to cruise boy: That means crazy pills and shrinks. Also , think of the food bill. It has to cost a fortune to keep up that girth. And then there's Omar's House of Large Sizes. Draping fatbodies will set ya back a pretty penney, so I'm told.
But you know all these things.
Like that’s supposed to be impressive?
Explains why you choose to ride around on someone else’s cheap floating Petri dish eating warmed over, recycled food, for days.
Do your kids join you on these trips? You probably have enough miles saved up to spring for them. Especially with your boooster bonuses.
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