Once upon a time I suggested to HR that statistically if we wanted the most productive employees with the least amount of cost to the company we should hire only childless smokers and allow them to smoke at their desks.
Had the numbers to back it up.
I was not very popular in HR for a while.
I am one of those nasty folks who has outlived several doctors who told me stop smoking cigars.
I am determined to outlive a few more!