[ChicagoConservative27]

So they will close all McDonald's then? This is not business friendly. Plus everybody gets gas from their food.

[frank ballenger]

Of course Americans have obeyed the signs “Eat Here and Get Gas.”

But Mcdonald’s will put high tech plastic bags on the rear ends of all beef cattle to change the emissions into rose fragrance.

In real life, not a joke, the Detroit public bus system (DSR) in the 1960s had signs on the back to tell car drivers “This bus emits rose fragrance.” Problem was the mixture of actual exhaust and rose perfume in traffic jams was nauseating. The contract was broken.

[OrangeHoof]

Sounds to me like they are either going meatless or developing non-farting cows. My bet would be the former.

[Nateman]

*Light Bulb goes on* . OK.. NOW I get why so many Scientists have reached a CONsensus on gloBULL warming!

[montag813]

"McDonald's planning net zero emissions by 2050

LOL. Good luck with that!

[DannyTN]

I’m planning to lift everyone out of povery and cause personal income around the world to increase by at least 1200% by the year 2080. And I plan to save the kittens too.

[Flint]

What? Are they going to boil their hamburgers now?

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Why don’t they go back to using coconut oil to make their french fries and stop worrying about non-existent “climate change?”

[BobL]

So no more meat at McDonald’s...oh well.

[dblshot]

So I guess they won’t be letting me eat there anymore. Now if Taco Bell goes the same route there could be a real drop in diner emissions.

[hattend]

They are going to stop cooking their food?

[Trillian]

Not possible. Plus, who’s going to remember something they said in thirty years?

[Hogblog]

Their food sucks so by their target date they will be broke so zero emissions is possible…