Made me chuckle
Save the labia!
Seriously though, when the structures we've grown so accustomed to all our lives start disintegrating (shortages, service disruptions, more oppressive law enforcement, neighbors missing) old people like us still able to creak around will either give up or get to it. I sincerely believe going down for the right thing beats lingering in a sick bed when a few more years decrepit is a sentence anyway.
On this I think we agree. I'm with you if the SHTF. Got nothing better to do.