Definitely in the crazy hot quadrant.
Posted on 09/07/2021 10:14:44 PM PDT by Natty Bumppo@frontier.net
A tense standoff between Florida authorities and an armed suspect became even more dangerous over the weekend when a naked 28-year-old woman suddenly drove into the crime scene on a golf cart, according to reports.
The woman, identified as Jessica Smith, from Boston, had "a distinct odor of an alcoholic beverage coming from her person, and she was completely nude," an affidavit of the incident said, according to FOX 13 of Tampa Bay.
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Laz,
Courtesy ping for your obvious expertise....
Definitely in the crazy hot quadrant.
Interesting story. Anyone with skin in the game?
If this is the usual sighting, no one wants to see the evidence after eating.
Well, I suppose they might have mistook one of those teesler things for a golf kart..............
She’s been down a few bad roads and back from the looks of her . Idiot decisions appear to be her norm.
Where is the naked picture ?
Interesting tale for sure, especially since the story infers that she had no connection to the crime in progress at all. She just suddenly showed up naked in a golf cart.
There are so many, many great double entendres waiting to be written. But I cannot write them for the sake of decorum.
Dammit.
Some people should never drink any alcohol at all. Their system just cannot handle it. I think this Gal belongs to that very select club, whether she is ready to admit it or not. For some, alcohol is like taking PCP. They get manic, violent and they are feeling no pain until the day after.
I hope she doesn’t work at a Law Firm. They would fire her in a moment.
If she worked for the DNC she would get a promotion and a corner office.
“Naked woman, 28, drives golf cart”
You do realize here on FR, we believe in true journalism. True journalism means pictures. I dont believe you troll! sarc/
“Definitely in the crazy hot quadrant.”
Due to a lack of forensic evidence, I’m unwilling to make that call.
Golf cart. Obviously she got lost doing a victory lap after a hole-in-one.
She doesn’t make my putter flutter....Laz can have her
Lol, no need, the story writes itself.
Those eyelashes tho - yikes!
Boston Woman meets Florida Man.
Add booze and golf cart for a classic Florida hat trick
Weirdness ensues.
Smart move.
I’m seeing dark circles, obvious signs of bleaching the upper lip hair, bad roots, and clumpy fake eyelash extensions.
A beer goggler for sure.
Smart move.
I’m seeing dark circles, obvious signs of bleaching the upper lip hair, bad roots, and clumpy fake eyelash extensions.
A beer goggler for sure.
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