[Bearshouse]

There is more to the article, but this is all the absurdity I could stand.

[Robert DeLong]

Brilliant defense. Now that’s a lawyer who unquestionably graduated at the very top of his class. Prove me wrong. /sarcasm 🙂

[nuconvert]

He was probably eating a lot of Twinkies, too

[Fester Chugabrew]

And here I am in search of compensation for doing all in my power to boost other people’s natural immunity.

[Old Yeller]

Ashli Babbit’s killer could use that defense, except he doesn’t need to use one.

[Fido969]

The Capitol Police will be contacting him soon.

[Tudorfly]

By Chicago standards, it was a mostly peaceful shooting.

[SuperLuminal]

"Holmes, who is barred from possessing a weapon because he is a four-time convicted felon and registered child sex offender, was working as an armed security guard at the store "

That is the best description of this country I've read or heard in a few years...

[Zathras]

I had some self important college student try and tell me he would call police if I didn’t put on a mask.
I laughed in his face and told him I hoped he liked living homeless and in poverty.