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The Vapor, the Hot Hat, & the Witches’ Potion: A Fairy Story [the Legend of the COVID]
Off-Guardian ^ | 8/22/21 | Margaret Anna Alice

Posted on 08/22/2021 2:36:39 AM PDT by ReaganGeneration2

Once upon a time in a prosperous land, a rumor swept across the kingdom that there was an invisible vapor floating through the air. Many vapors had come before, but this one was so extraordinary, it called for an extraordinary response.

This vapor, the town criers cried, could kill you at any time, anywhere. You could get it by talking, breathing, or singing. You could get it by standing or walking too closely to someone. You could even get it by playing. And the scariest thing of all—you could get it and not even know you had it.

The only way to escape was to hide indoors, keep away from people, and rub your hands with a clear jelly every time you touched something. Merchants stopped trading, apprentices stopped learning, and people stopped seeing people.

Every day, the town criers yelled out the number of people who had caught the vapor, although most didn’t know it since they felt the same as usual—just a lot more scared...

(Excerpt) Read more at off-guardian.org ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
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No happy ending in this fairy tale, except for the witches and the kings
1 posted on 08/22/2021 2:36:39 AM PDT by ReaganGeneration2
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To: ReaganGeneration2

Pastor friend and I had lunch together today.

He told me a story about a guy he knew about - car fell on him (he was working on it, underneath).

Cause of death - Covid-19.

He repeated that story to me at the restaurant, today.


2 posted on 08/22/2021 2:48:23 AM PDT by SaveFerris (The Lord, The Christ, and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com)
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To: SaveFerris

jack stands matter — sorry to hear about the guy’s death.

with/from — important distinctions.

Hospitals garner an additional $20k when “from”


3 posted on 08/22/2021 3:01:30 AM PDT by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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To: ReaganGeneration2

I think PBS should run this on their children’s shows (snicker)


4 posted on 08/22/2021 5:55:20 AM PDT by Walrus (I do not consent)
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To: ReaganGeneration2

bookmark


5 posted on 08/22/2021 9:32:58 AM PDT by simpson96
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To: Gene Eric

Yep - I always used them - lowered the car until it was resting on them

Another guy I worked with almost 30 years ago - same thing happened to his father


6 posted on 08/22/2021 2:06:34 PM PDT by SaveFerris (The Lord, The Christ, and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com)
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To: carriage_hill

Friday ping.

Great graphics at the linked full story.


7 posted on 08/22/2021 2:40:17 PM PDT by lightman (I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
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