[Tell It Right]

"Has this dude completed his 'transition'? Does Miss USA have a swimsuit competition?"

I can just imagine him showing his swimsuit photo one day to his grandkids. "Grandma! What big cameltoe you have!" "The better to ring a toilet from a distance with, my dear."

[ETL]

I can just imagine him showing his swimsuit photo one day to his grandkids. "Grandma! What big cameltoe you have!"

Caitlyn Jenner Conquers Her Fear of Swimsuits: See Her White-Hot Style

UsWeekly ^ | August 10, 2015 | Rachel Torgerson - Celebrity Style

White-hot! After admitting her insecurities about wearing a bathing suit, Caitlyn Jenner conquered her fear and rocked a sexy one-piece on the Aug. 9 episode of her E! reality series, I Am Cait.

For her swimsuit debut, Jenner opted for a white, one-shouldered monokini with intricate ties at the back. The former Olympian, 65, kept her hair in her blown-out, straight style and topped off the entire beachy look with a lace sarong and golden hoop earrings. ..."

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[zipper]

I can just imagine him showing his swimsuit photo one day to his grandkids. "Grandma! What big cameltoe you have!" "The better to ring a toilet from a distance with, my dear.

HA! That’s if he can still procreate after the mutilation!

For the first time ever, I can safely proclaim that I’m too good for “Miss Nevada”.