Good for him. That’s the way it was and the way it should be...throughout the 50 states.
MSM: Active shooter in mall. No, just someone’s head exploding.
(continuing editorializations by MSM) Mark my words, though, that mall shooting just turned out to be our anchor waiting for a mall shooting and his head exploding when none happened, but there will be gun fights in the streets like Dodge City, and mall and school shootings to beat the band, every single day. Red River will be running red for a long time. I hope you’re all happy with the carnage you’ll be causing, you deplorable cowboys!
(ten years later) G-d damn it! Won’t somebody shoot someone already! THIS IS ALL TRUMP’S FAULT! YAAAAAAH! Pow. Kpow! Pow!
(Somebody take away Jim Acosta’s cap gun. Please.)
An armed society is a polite society.
except chicago.