My private police force and beat your private police force.
Like the forced taxes gouged out of our income for the public school indoctrination centers: We pay once for that total waste of money and then have to pay for Orthodox or Conservative Jewish school, Catholic parochial school and various private schools for others.
The worthless governments should provide full police protection for all of us, with our thanks and money. Unless they want vigilante justice (which I controversially mention here now) we will now have to pay for private security forces like the dope addicted Charlie Sheen and other pop music and tv or movie stars have.
I want real police protecting me for my real money.