Posted on 05/21/2021 9:26:35 AM PDT by bgill
Police say a theft suspect in Idaho Falls fell through the ceiling tiles of a local restaurant Tuesday evening while running from officers.
The Idaho Falls Police Department was looking for Jesse James Moore, 38, a suspect in two theft cases from earlier that day. The search was a rather unique one, allegedly involving children’s bicycles, stolen deli ham, and the suspect locking himself in a women’s bathroom in an attempt to escape into the ceiling of a Subway restaurant, according to an affidavit of probable cause.
The search began earlier Tuesday when a woman called officers around 6 p.m. saying someone stole her son’s BMX bicycle at the skate park on Rollandet Avenue. A man, allegedly wearing a Tyrannosaurus rex T-shirt came up to her son and asked to buy the $480 bike. The boy declined and when he turned around for a second, the unknown man got onto the bike and rode away.
Then at 9 p.m., the Idaho Falls Police department went to WinCo Foods after a man reported someone had stolen his Harley-Davidson motorcycle after he went inside to buy groceries. In place of the motorcycle, the man discovered the BMX bike that police had been called about earlier in the evening.
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He’ll probably sue Subway because their ceiling injured him.
Stole more meat then he could fly with.
Where’s the beef?
He tried to ham, but they cheesed him.
His bag of rocks is what gave him away.
*groan* Good one.
An undignified end to a major crime spree. They didn't treat Al Capone like this...
Suspect: I am amazed at the toilets in prison. They’re all on the inside.
Yes, tuna with no tuna....
Earlier was a chemical called azodicarbonamide used in yoga mats to make them pliable that subway used in all their buns to make them easier to work with. So clever. They later agreed to “phase it out” after national ridicule.
I learned recently that many non-premium ice creams contain propylene glycol, i.e., anti-freeze! Further reason to limit oneself to the premium brands.
What you’re saying is Nancy Pelosi was right. $7 a half pint delivered to her mansion by servants is the way to go.
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