Posted on 05/16/2021 3:36:34 AM PDT by Kaslin
Remember the old 1970s sitcom "Welcome Back, Kotter"? It aired on ABC from 1975 to 1979. The president of the United States throughout half that period was the infamous peanut-farmer-turned-worst-president-ever Jimmy Carter.
Perfect timing. Because 2021 is clearly the new 1977.
The new version of that sitcom is "Welcome Back, Carter. Except Add Dementia." It stars our current president, Joe "Basement" Biden, as today's hapless, pathetic, destructive Jimmy Carter.
Basement Biden and Jimmy Carter are alike in so many ways it's almost surreal.
Both appeared to the naked eye as decent human beings. Both portrayed themselves as moderate Democrats. Both turned out to be stumbling, mumbling idiots with a desire to destroy America with a radical socialist/Marxist/communist agenda. Both embarrassed the office of the presidency while depressing the American people. Both embraced "America Last."
The differences are...
Jimmy Carter meant well. His heart was in the right place. He was just a fool and a dupe. His delusional, fairy tale, half-cooked ideas ruined many lives. But it wasn't intentional. The poor man was just naive and dumb as a doorknob.
Joe Biden, on the other hand, is a puppet with dementia. It's clear he's not even the president. He's just the front man doing the bidding of evil people who want to destroy America and capitalism.
The amazing thing is Biden's done it all in just a little over 100 days. He's practically just set the Guinness World Record for fastest destruction of a great country.
Look around. America is a dumpster fire. Let us count the ways Biden has wrecked America from sea to shining sea and across the globe.
The borders are open, and immigrants pour in by the thousands per day. Many of them bring crime and disease. They bring bankruptcy and insolvency for America and our formerly great middle class. So far in fiscal 2021, we've managed to bring in the most tax money ever while still spending an unimaginable 90% more than we collected.
Then there's dreaded inflation. A massive wave of stagflation is clearly coming because of madman Biden's insane levels of spending. Just days ago, the Producer Price Index soared by the most ever. That's all before the trillions Biden wants to spend on infrastructure and the Green New Deal. Biden is turning America into a combination of Venezuela, Zimbabwe and the infamous Weimar Republic.
But wait, we're just getting started. We have hourslong gas lines and gas costing $7 per gallon in some parts of the country. Sound familiar? It's Jimmy Carter: Part Deux.
Then we have the massive increases Biden proposed for income taxes, corporate taxes, capital gains taxes, even estate taxes. Biden wants to destroy us with taxes from cradle to grave. This comes after the economic suffering of COVID-19. Biden will create a Great Depression.
And then there's the global dumpster fire. Biden's ineptness, naivete and obvious signs of dementia are inspiring all of America's enemies to attack our allies without fear of repercussion. Israel is under attack by the Palestinians. China's military aircraft are invading Taiwan's airspace. Russia is threatening a war with Ukraine. Iranian gunships are harassing U.S. Navy destroyers.
What's a madman with signs of dementia do to deflect from all these tragedies and disasters he's caused in only 100 days? Time to distract and deflect. It's time to bring out the WMDs -- weapons of mass distraction.
Look around. America is a dumpster fire. Let us count the ways Biden has wrecked America from sea to shining sea and across the globe.
The borders are open, and immigrants pour in by the thousands per day. Many of them bring crime and disease. They bring bankruptcy and insolvency for America and our formerly great middle class. So far in fiscal 2021, we've managed to bring in the most tax money ever while still spending an unimaginable 90% more than we collected.
Then there's dreaded inflation. A massive wave of stagflation is clearly coming because of madman Biden's insane levels of spending. Just days ago, the Producer Price Index soared by the most ever. That's all before the trillions Biden wants to spend on infrastructure and the Green New Deal. Biden is turning America into a combination of Venezuela, Zimbabwe and the infamous Weimar Republic.
But wait, we're just getting started. We have hourslong gas lines and gas costing $7 per gallon in some parts of the country. Sound familiar? It's Jimmy Carter: Part Deux.
Then we have the massive increases Biden proposed for income taxes, corporate taxes, capital gains taxes, even estate taxes. Biden wants to destroy us with taxes from cradle to grave. This comes after the economic suffering of COVID-19. Biden will create a Great Depression.
And then there's the global dumpster fire. Biden's ineptness, naivete and obvious signs of dementia are inspiring all of America's enemies to attack our allies without fear of repercussion. Israel is under attack by the Palestinians. China's military aircraft are invading Taiwan's airspace. Russia is threatening a war with Ukraine. Iranian gunships are harassing U.S. Navy destroyers.
What's a madman with signs of dementia do to deflect from all these tragedies and disasters he's caused in only 100 days? Time to distract and deflect. It's time to bring out the WMDs -- weapons of mass distraction.
Waiting for Joe Stolen to be battling an aggressive and determined rabbit, as Jimmy Carter once did.
The Jimmy Carter rabbit incident, sensationalized as a “killer rabbit attack” by the press, involved a swamp rabbit that swam toward then–U.S. President Jimmy Carter’s fishing boat on April 20, 1979. The incident caught the imagination of the media after Carter’s press secretary, Jody Powell, mentioned the event to a correspondent months later. Carter said a rabbit being chased by hounds “jumped in the water and swam toward my boat. When he got almost there, I splashed some water with a paddle.”
When Carter returned to his office, his staff did not believe his story, saying rabbits could not swim, or that one would never approach a person threateningly. But a White House photographer had taken a picture of the incident, which was released by a later administration.
The incident with the rabbit became fodder for political and ideological opponents who wanted to frame Carter’s presidency as hapless and enfeebled, some people describing Carter as having “fended off a killer rabbit”.
“The president of the United States throughout half that period was the infamous peanut-farmer-turned-worst-president-ever Jimmy Carter.”
Now, now to be fair he is the third worst president ever.
A lot of politicians “do good things” just for a photo op. Stuff gets orchestrated to help them seem like awesome people.
But, as you explain, the rabbit incident was hardly an orchestrated photo op.
But, what if Jimmy Carter was an actual decent human being. Forget about photographers, and press pool and all of that. Jimmy The Decent Guy is out in a canoe. Some mean dogs chase a cute rabbit. The terrified rabbit swims into the river seeking safety. Jimmy The Decent Guy paddles to the rabbit and pulls it into his canoe. saving it’s life.
But, what President Carter really did was splash water on it to make it go away. He was never a decent guy at all. He’s an anti-Semite, a control freak and a fool.
I knew some dyed in the wool Democrats who met him at donor events who also said that in person he was an unpleasant control freak.
under Trump, jihadi-butchers Hamas would be weak...
Biden is making all the wrong moves. The left wing mob is pulling his strings.
He has the coldest, meanest blue eyes I’ve ever seen in a human being.
When he was campaigning, his ex-stenographer wife followed him around with a notebook—recording the complaints of the people he met, as if when he became president he would solve all of their problems. The naivete and stupidity of this couple was mind-boggling.
He once said Rosalyn was a “perfect extension” of him. What a self-righteous, supercilious individual he was and is. I don’t know how he ever became president. He had no sense of humor or personal warmth at all.
Ha Ha Ha Ha!!
It took me a second - but that’s really funny.
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I want to post that photo...GIF? Meme?
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