[Roman_War_Criminal]

I went by Popeye's yesterday and the store was closed for "technical reasons".

Time to stock up on frozen chicken for the apocalypse!

[billorites]

Eat more pork!

[Old Yeller]

At least the intersections where Chik-Fil-A’s are located won’t be blocked anymore due to the drive-up window lines snaking out into the streets. Now if there were only a crappy coffee shortage to end the Starbucks traffic impeding lines.

[afchief]

This is BS!!! I’m in the Poultry business and business is BOOMING!!

[Paisan]

not just wings, but chicken in general.

Next time you have nothing to do, contemplate the number of chickens that are “processed” everyday to supply just your state.

Chick-Fila, KFC, Bojangles, McDonalds, every bar in town that serves Buffalo Wings, cat food etc., etc...

[SamAdams76]

For those who cook at home, there are plenty of options to get fresh chicken.

Nothing better than a whole chicken cooked slowly in a dutch oven at home - with maybe some carrots, potatoes and onions surrounding it. The meat falls right off the bones. Way better than even rotisserie.

[Bon of Babble]

Is this why I’m now hearing roosters crowing in my suburban neighborhood?

Or could it be from illegals the government is shoe-horning in?

[antidemoncrat]

“A MASSIVE CHICKEN WING SHORTAGE IS BREWING” aka The Sky is Falling!

[whitney69]

I blame the wings restaurants. What are they doing with the rest of the chicken? We should just go looking for wingless chickens walking around on the streets. Should be easy to catch with a net if Stallone can catch them bare handed.

Can’t let this happen. Does anyone have an idea of how many large breasted women this will unemploy?

wy69

[dfwgator]

S___! I know s___'s bad right now, with all that starving bulls__, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.

[Yardstick]

Tried the Zaxbys entrant to the chicken sandwich wars yesterday. It was delicious and the breast was roughly twice the size of the bun.

[mewzilla]

Yet another shortage.

Not a scarcity.

How many does this make?

Anyone else thinking enemy action?

[GailA]

Plenty of fresh/frozen at grocery store, your problem is a Freezer. Chinese crap, 13 cu ft. nothing bigger, a 5 cu ft chest is $219, was $100 last year. The 3 upright units were at the NAVY BASE, chest Kroger’s. Not selling. Freezer plants shut down to make VENTALATORS.

[jdsteel]

The last few articles have been about shortages in gas, chlorine & chicken.

This in the former land of plenty.

[Rebelbase]

"In this poultry shortage I for one welcome our new fake chicken meat".

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Not to fret. From egg to fryer is only six weeks. It takes much longer to get egg layers when there is a shortage.

[familyop]

Mmmm. Processed Chinese chicken in fast food restaurants. ;)

And more...

Chicken From China Labeled “Made In America”
https://www.themadeinamericamovement.com/country-of-origin-cool/chicken-from-china-labeled-made-america/

[familyop]

FSIS Issues public health alert for raw chicken wings imported from China
https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/fsis-issues-public-health-alert-raw-chicken-wings-imported-china/MNNJS62MFZGJBHZMBYBRUGATRU/

USDA concerned about chicken from China; fake U.S. inspection mark used
https://www.foodsafetynews.com/2020/12/usda-concerned-about-chicken-from-china-fake-u-s-inspection-mark-used/

Public health alert issued for chicken wings imported from China
https://www.food-safety.com/articles/1732-public-health-alert-issued-for-chicken-wings-imported-from-china