I resent the fools who go around saying "I could write a book if I took the time" and "They say everyone has a book in them." That diminishes the truth that good writers are a rarity.
Now Schiff's fictional "nonfiction" will be added to the treacherous former Trump asociates (lawyer, general, confidant of Melania, possibly the guy who cleans White House toilets) and the TV news talking heads and two by Comey.
National Book Award and Pulitzer committees will get eyestrain.
An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived. Herbert Samuel
Autobiography is a genre notorious for falsehood. Robert Pinsky
And about Obama himself:
'Dreams from My Father' was not a memoir or an autobiography; it was instead, in multitudinous ways, without any question a work of historical fiction. David Garrow
He must need money (laundered courtesy of the dnc).
Probably being blackmailed by some 14 year old boy.
Now that we’ve established that it’s fiction, the next question is which sub-genre?
- Romance: Schifty so in love with himself
- Unrequited love: Schifty just can’t get The Donald’s attention
- Action Adventure: Schifty on the move!
- Mystery: just where and how did Schifty make up all that stuff?
- Horror: Schifty looks in a mirror
- Family saga: Schify has to explain to Aunt Nanny that he effed it all up
- Science fiction: Schifty goes to Mars and finds another Trump pee pee tape
- Western: Schifty puts on a cowboy hat and can’t escape
- Psycho-drama: Schifty confronts his own demons and realizes that it’s all about him, not Trump
Possibilities are endless.