Now that we’ve established that it’s fiction, the next question is which sub-genre?
- Romance: Schifty so in love with himself
- Unrequited love: Schifty just can’t get The Donald’s attention
- Action Adventure: Schifty on the move!
- Mystery: just where and how did Schifty make up all that stuff?
- Horror: Schifty looks in a mirror
- Family saga: Schify has to explain to Aunt Nanny that he effed it all up
- Science fiction: Schifty goes to Mars and finds another Trump pee pee tape
- Western: Schifty puts on a cowboy hat and can’t escape
- Psycho-drama: Schifty confronts his own demons and realizes that it’s all about him, not Trump
Possibilities are endless.
LOL