She actually sounds like part of the problem...
Dear Ms. Bureau.
You will want to avoid Red States as they are full vicious, heavily armed, unenlightened, knuckle dragging conservatives.
And mosquitos! Don’t forget the mosquitos.
Please feel free to move another Blue State.
Thanks!
A Southerner.
you forgot Mouth Breathers
Top. Kek.
You cannot frighten Minnesotans with mosquitos.
It’s the (unofficial) State Bird.
Not to be cavalier about it, but long-term Minnesotans will chuckle and dismiss any threats made involving mosquitos.
They spend the entire three weeks of Minnesota summer in Mosquito Hell.