For years these clowns wanted independence. Now they want their cake and to be able to eat it too.
F*ck them. They live on an island that could print its own money from tourism but they choose sitting on their a$$es and waiting on those government checks to drop.
I used to tell people on Guam that the current status was better than ether statehood or independence. It was a hard sell.
The best option would befit them to have open borders towards the US to welcome tourists, just like the Philippines.