Wow, awesome, great.
Only if you’re part of the establishment Democrat elite can you get booted from the Navy after pissing hot for cocaine and walk away almost unscathed. Of course he gets to weasel his way out of a dishonorable discharge because of daddy and lots of money for lawyers - not really possible for the rest of us deplorables.
After that “minor” setback, daddy hooks him up with a job earning in the top .5% of society even though he has zero experience and zero formal education in that field. Of course he needs to resign from that once daddy gets exposed tying US foreign aid to the Ukraine in return for his son getting a “job” (AKA kickback). Finally, Hunter writes a book (I’m sure he wrote it) about what a “fuckup” he is but spinning it all in favorable way and banks more money as CNN, MSNBC and of course the NYT’s advertise for him for free.
Did I miss anything?
you missed his amnesia concerning the stripper he fathered a child with... but that about covers it.
The kickbacks to dear old Dad, now the illegitimate POS PoTUS.