Rather than get upset, point fingers and fume about this we need to fight back in a real way - a way THEY can understand.
Let's 'self identify' as birds.
Create a flag. Huddle together when they question if we REALLY do self identify as birds. Demand laws to protect our right if we choose to poop on the floor like birds (we're not going to poop on the floor but it gives us the 'civil rights' angle).. We need to have our jobs protected in case a 'bigot' doesn't accept our bird ways..
And while we're at it, let's push for a law outlawing ALL knives... lots of murders committed with knives - so let's take 'em out of every American's kitchens... When people object we'll look sad and say, "We want people to live - YOU don't care if they die'... That would be the hoot of all time...
“if we choose to poop on the floor like birds”
My small parrot is housetrained — uses newspaper
Screwdrivers. You have to outlaw screwdrivers.
Quite a few murders/attacks with them. That is among the reason burglars have them, for an alternate type of weapon.
May as well go for hammers too.