Posted on 03/23/2021 6:06:00 AM PDT by FirstFlaBn
Here's a musical take on Cuomo's struggles of late.
Take It Sleazy
(to the tune of Take It Easy, with apologies to
Jackson Browne and Glenn Frey)
Well I'm a just a horny toad tryin' to loosen my load,
I got seven women from behind.
Four don't want to screw me, two that want to sue me,
One has got me in a bind.
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Well I'm a just a horny toad tryin' to loosen my load,
I got seven women from behind.
Four don't want to screw me, two that want to sue me,
One has got me in a bind.
Take it sleazy, take it sleazy,
Don't let the Luv Guv's roamin' hands make you queasy.
I just want to pinch your can, you had better not move my hand,
I always get it when I can, so take it sleazy.
Well I'm a standing with a boner, it's one more aide to corner,
Media's too blind to see.
All these girls I scored! It's a smorgasbord!
They're just perks that come along for free.
Come on baby, won't you lay me.
I gotta hope the New York Times is gonna save me.
With us Dems, the fix is in,
These gals will never be heard again.
I want 'em all to come back in,
And take it sleazy.
Well I'm a just a horny toad tryin' to loosen my load,
In a heap of trouble, won't resign.
Lookin' for some cover, got no time to govern,
Where's my next concubine?
Oh oh oh, ohhhh
I've had it easy,
I want to take it sleazy
Very creative!
With us Dems, the fix is in,
These gals will never be heard again.
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There’s the outcome.
He ain’t going anywhere.
The longer this goes on, the more I am convinced that the sexual harassment claims are meant to cleanse him of his murders.
That’s all they’ve ever been. They are a distraction from the nursing home murders, in his state, and in many other blue states. Nothing will happen to any of them.
Reminds me of one of Rush’s great parodies by Paul Shankline.
That said, the bas**** reiterated yesterday that he “ain’t going no place.”
Excellent! Do one on Janice Dean (to the tune of James Dean) going after Cuomo on the nursing homes deaths.
With a new accuser messing up the body count, I was thinking about Eight Babes a Week for the next one - but I’d better hurry. (Beatles forever, baby!)
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